11th October 1978
Number of years playing cricket
Most memorable cricketing moment
please read attached notes
Cricketing moment you'd most like to forget
None in all honesty given my unerring brilliance
Best player you've played alongside
Can I vote for myself?
Best player you've played against
That's a difficult one. I am the best player most people have played against.
Best batting performance
Please see above
Best bowling performance
Nearly got a 10-for once
Best fielding performance
Everytime I take the field I am like poetry in motion
DFLer or DFAer?
Preferred wicket celebration
I am too much of a gentleman to stoop to such low standards as sledging
To retire in peace
Partial to a Glenlivet 18 yo
My mum and dad have taken some camcorder footage of me playing cricket but despite some huge offers for the rights I am not prepared to sell just yet.
Highway to Hell AC/DC
Favourite changing-room song
We play songs in the changing room??? That not a bit gay?
Fantasy girl (excluding the missus/girlfriend/partner/pet)
Has to be Lil eh???
People who are late. It gets right on my tits. Also getting beaten occasionally by this Brolin character at golf. Anyway, who is Brolin? I have never heard anyone call Craig "Brolin". Its either Jabba, JT, The Hutt, Jabba the Hutt, or Jabs. Or Jacques Kallis. I also really dislike silly nicknames. "Brolin" being one of my most disliked. Tell you what, I can't stand golfers with electric golf buggies either. I think "Brolin" has one incidentally.